They always say, "Dress for the job you want to have."
Then they say Post-Apocalyptic Amazon Queen of the Vikings isn't a job.
People assume that my dislike for early holiday decorations stems from a dislike of the holidays themselves. But if you know me at all, you know that I just prefer to direct all of my enthusiasm towards one holiday at a time...
October 1st: "NO I CAN'T COME OVER TODAY I HAVE TO MAKE MY COSTUME AND PAINT MY SIGN FOR THE GREAT PUMPKIN!"
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November 1st: "DECK THE HALLS WITH LEAVES AND TURKEYS FA-LA-GOBBLE-GOBBLE-FEAST-FEAST-FEAST!"
November 27th: "TIME TO FIND THE PERFECT TREE AND BREAK OUT THE TINSEL AND ARRANGE ALL FIFTEEN NATIVITY SCENES AND DON'T FORGET WE ARE LISTENING TO NOTHING BUT CHRISTMAS MUSIC FOR THIRTY DAYS STRAIGHT STARTING NOW!!"